dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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