Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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