did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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