The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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