Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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