Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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