i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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