Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
