When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize