i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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