he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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