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I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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