I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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