Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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