remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Dignity is for republicans.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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