if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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