Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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