he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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