are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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