Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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