no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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