Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Panties = found
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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