we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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