Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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