he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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