ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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