Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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