I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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