Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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