Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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