how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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