Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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