and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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