I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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