Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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