I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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