On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
If its not for food we ain't going out.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
