come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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