READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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