he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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