I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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