I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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