For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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