Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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