Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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