what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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