I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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