Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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