no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
