Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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