David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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