Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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