i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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