3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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