is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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