I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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